ERIC CARTMAN

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ya i want some cheesy poofs!

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mom, kitty's being a dildo!

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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job otherwise Kenny's dad would be a millionaire.

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sweet, I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door.

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I'am not fat, I'am big boned!

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If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, HEY! Why don't you stop dressin me up...

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in the ghetto...

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speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's homo dog.

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i would never let a woman kick my ass...

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that bitch! I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts

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I'am the deadly mexican...

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sucky sucky, five dollar

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what kind of side dishes will we be enjoying with our frozen waffles?

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what'sup homies! I was just down in the spc...

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beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

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follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'am living proof, beefcake! beefcake!

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ME, Eric Cartman!

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Hey ! I'll blow your friggin head off!

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hey god damnit, you stepped on my foot you pigfu*ker

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You guys are hella stupid, you guys are hella lame...

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Just because your mom is a stupid bitch...

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rember candy, focus on the candy.

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God damnit! My mother is not on the cover of crackwhore...

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cartoons kick ass!

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well good job einstein! Why don't we just build a rocket in...

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Oh c'mon Stan, maybe thats because you look like a total...

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Why don't you go back to endor you stupid Wookie!

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I just don't like Kenny anymore, he just doesn't communicate

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Stan, you need to lay off of the cough syrup, seriously...

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democrats piss me off!

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start the car damn it! drive!

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seems like Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass and I always have to pay for it!

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your family is poor Kenny! Family is poor!

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Hey woman, you shut your mouth and make babies!

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you can keep your hands off of Fluffy's ass!

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french people piss me off!

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man that is the gayest dog I have ever seen!

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oh look everyone holly hob is all pissed off!

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you ain't usin' any of Fluffy's blood. I'll kick ya in the nuts!

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maybe he went shopping for leather pants

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I'll fill ya full of lead!

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Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box on second mortgage!

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shut up! I didn't pee my pants!

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achtung! poor piece of crap!

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dude, snacky cakes. Get down.

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no kitty! This is my potpie!...

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screw you hippie!

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hey , I don't need to take that kinda of sh*t from a jew!

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so you see, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on TV.

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